Thursday, March 12, 2009

Jidi's blog post is giving me so fun laughter i swear. This is what he wrote:

His sinister look brought fear among those who would dare look him directly in the eyes. When he speaks, the pain was unbearable and it makes any brave and strong willed person fall to their knees begging for mercy. As he look upon those under him, anyone would rather die than be in his presence. His trademark was his questions. It was said his 1 words question like why? is enough to rot anything living on earth. I guess it was our fault. We choose to pair up with the devil himself to lead us and he has shown his terror. It was worst off this afternoon. We were confused...we had no knowledge of the amount needed of penicillin to be added to our media. Pei Si send mails to HIM (who I shall not speak) to ask but NO!! He wouldn’t answer it. Criticism followed and we were ordered to meet him in hell (his office). Even the fearless captain Huimin, was drag by Pei Tsung as she hold on to the handle bar of the lab. We knew we had no other choice. We stick together and hope god is by our side.
As we went up the lift (the hell is on top strangely), shiver went down our spine except for Pei Si. She couldn’t wait to face him. I knew then on she could be the one. There was a prophecy saying that a day will come where the HE will be defeated by someone. She led us wielding a pencil and notebook. What have we done to deserve this? What is going to happen to us? These questions filled our soul itself. We opened the door to hell and there he was. The devil himself. He stared at us unleashing his aura of fury. We were helpless as he questioned us for what seems like an hour. Pei Si was engaging him.
Finally he stopped and gave us the formula. We were happy it was over until. The devil was tamed. We didn’t suspect it was all a trap. How foolish we were...He unleashed his Cursed Poison upon us saying “Tell me how to arrive at the formula and tell me by tomorrow or I will downgrade your FYP”. This was in devil language. In English is translated “Bring me the scroll before the sunsets tomorrow or all of you will suffer with me in hell. Some of us almost died on the spot. So now we must find out the explanation formula before HE downgrade us for tomorrow. Was the prophecy false??I knew there was a reason I past my O level...it was to make me torture to FYP under his hands. God we pray to you...Destroy this devil u created. Save us from FYP and HIM.
***Please note HE(who must not be speak about) lurks around in RP lab. Take extra caution when entering the lab and don’t look him directly in the eye...he capture souls with it and stored them in test tube***

Hahaha damn funny can!

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